{"id":13726,"date":"2019-08-28T11:58:18","date_gmt":"2019-08-28T08:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=13726"},"modified":"2019-08-28T21:22:00","modified_gmt":"2019-08-28T18:22:00","slug":"satire-the-best-sermon-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=13726","title":{"rendered":"Satire: The Best Sermon Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"412\" height=\"443\" src=\"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/best-sermon.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/best-sermon.png 412w, https:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/best-sermon-279x300.png 279w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 412px) 100vw, 412px\" \/><figcaption>image source:<a href=\"http:\/\/shutterstock.com\"> www.shutterstock.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h4> Satire: The Best Sermon Ever<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Pari: Anong nangyayari sa mga babae sa panahon ngayon? Ang igsi na ng kanilang mga palda. <br><br>Sa panahon ni Birhen Maria, mahaba ang kanilang palda, ganito kahaba sa suot ko na sotana. <br><br>Noong 1960&#8217;s nag-umpisang umigsi ang palda ng babae  hanggang dito (inangat ang suot na sotana),  medyo mababa ng kunti sa tuhod.<br><br>Noong 70&#8217;s at 80&#8217;s,  hanggang sa tuhod na nila.. parang ganito!<br><br>Noong 90&#8217;s, lumabas ang tinatawag nila na mini-skirts.. ganito na kaigsi!<br><br>Year 2000,  pina-igsian pa, parang ganito!  2010, ganito!<br>Sa bawat sampung taon, paigsi nang pagisi ang kanilang palda, ano na ang mangyayari sa 2020? ganito na?<br><br>Sakristan: (Sumabat), Padre nakita na ang ano mo, nakakahiya!<br><br>Pari: Talagang nakakahiya! Kaya dapat ibalik natin katulad sa panahon ni Birhen Maria! (Sabay bitaw sa kanyang sotana)<br><br><em>Note: ito ay kwento orihinal ni bay <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/dong.saguisa\">Dong Saguisa<\/a>, noong nasa elementary pa kami sa 80s. hanggang ngayon, natatawa pa rin ako tuwing ito ay aking maaalala. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>image source: www.shutterstock.com Satire: The Best Sermon Ever Pari: Anong nangyayari sa mga babae sa panahon ngayon? Ang igsi na ng kanilang mga palda. Sa panahon ni Birhen Maria, mahaba ang kanilang palda, ganito kahaba&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":13727,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[40,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13728,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13726\/revisions\/13728"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}