{"id":14795,"date":"2018-08-06T11:32:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T08:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=14795"},"modified":"2019-12-28T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-28T08:39:00","slug":"bisdak-humor-otik-goes-to-manila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=14795","title":{"rendered":"Bisdak Humor: Otik goes to Manila"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\n\nsi Otik na bisaya, naligaw sa Luneta. Sumakit ang tiyan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Otik:<\/strong> Guard,saan pwede maglibang?<br><strong>Guard:<\/strong> Kahit saan dyan pwede ka maglibang.<br><strong>Otik:<\/strong> Maraming salamat! (sabay alis)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si Guard nag-roving sa Luneta may napansin na tao sa likod ng kahoy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Guard:<\/strong> Sino ka?<br><strong>Otik:<\/strong> Hindi yan sinuka, tae yan!<br><strong>Guard:<\/strong> Bakit dyan ka tumae?<br><strong>Otik:<\/strong> Di ba sabi mo, pwede maglibang kahit saan?<br><strong>Guard:<\/strong> Tatabunan mo yang tae mo o huhulihin kita, ano sa palagay mo?<br><strong>Otik:<\/strong> Tatabunan ko na, wag mo lang hulihin ang aking lagay, hindi pa ito nahawakan ng iba.<br><strong>Guard:<\/strong> (napasigaw) Ang sabi ko, ANO SA PALAGAY MO!<br><strong>Otik:<\/strong> (napaisip) ah, usapa lagay mo&#8230;.. sir oy, di man ko ka-abot sir, ang sa iyo na lang aking usapon sir bi.<br><strong>Guard: <\/strong>Baka gusto mong magpakulong?<br><strong>Otik:<\/strong> Hahaha, palabiro ka pala sir, ngano magpakulong man ko nga wala man ko buhok, opaw man tawon ko. sa ilok na lang sir o. hahaha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also posted in<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-facebook wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-facebook\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div><script async=\"1\" defer=\"1\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\" src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&amp;version=v5.0\"><\/script><div class=\"fb-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/PatnubayOnline\/posts\/2017416254975305\" data-width=\"500\"><blockquote cite=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/PatnubayOnline\/photos\/a.2201083129941949\/2017416254975305\/?type=3\" class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\"><p>si Otik na bisaya, naligaw sa Luneta. Sumakit ang tiyan.Otik: Guard,saan pwede maglibang?Guard: Kahit saan dyan pwede&#8230;<\/p>Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/PatnubayOnline\/\">Patnubay Online<\/a> on&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/PatnubayOnline\/photos\/a.2201083129941949\/2017416254975305\/?type=3\">Monday, August 6, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>si Otik na bisaya, naligaw sa Luneta. Sumakit ang tiyan. Otik: Guard,saan pwede maglibang?Guard: Kahit saan dyan pwede ka maglibang.Otik: Maraming salamat! (sabay alis) Si Guard nag-roving sa Luneta may napansin na tao sa likod&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":14796,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[327,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14795"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14798,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14795\/revisions\/14798"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}