{"id":6849,"date":"2012-10-03T18:54:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T15:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=6849"},"modified":"2019-06-18T22:42:56","modified_gmt":"2019-06-18T19:42:56","slug":"cebuano-humor-guinoo-ug-scientist-nag-lumba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=6849","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: GUINOO UG SCIENTIST NAG-LUMBA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sa dinha nga na human na ang bag-ong nakat-onan o invento nga &#8220;cloning&#8221; , nagka GULIYANG ang mga scientists. Sila naka hukom nga karon &#8220;wala na &#8216;ta magkinahanglan ug ginoo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Busa ilang gipadala ang usa kanila aron sulti-an ang Guinoo nga mahimo na siyang magpahulay ug dili na manghilabut sa kalibutan.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCIENTIST:<\/strong> Guinoo, ang kalibutan wala na magkinahanglan nimo.. Kahapon, amo na gyud<!--more--> nga nahuman ang paagui sa paghimo ug tawo, nga ginatawag ug &#8220;cloning&#8221;. Busa mahimo ka na nga mag bakasion.<\/p>\n<p><strong>GUINOO:<\/strong> Kon mao na , atong sulayan ang kamatuoran sa inyong nahibaw-an o invento&#8230;&#8230; Unsa&#8217;y maayon kon mag LUMBA ta ug himong tawo!<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCIENTIST:<\/strong> Wa&#8217;y problema.. Maayo gani!<\/p>\n<p><strong>GUINOO:<\/strong> Buhaton nato ang lumba nga SAHI&#8217; sa pa-agui nga naandan, ingon sa panahon ni Adan ug Eva.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCIENTIST:<\/strong> Wa&#8217;y problema&#8230;&#8230; (dayon niya ug TIKUBO&#8217; arong nga mokawhat pagkuha&#8217; ug usa ka KUMKUM nga yuta.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>GUINOO:<\/strong> Hoy, hoy,,,,, dili na mahimo.!!!! &#8230;.. MANGITA KA UG KAUGALINGON NIMONG YUTA, DILI NING AKONG HINIMO!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sa dinha nga na human na ang bag-ong nakat-onan o invento nga &#8220;cloning&#8221; , nagka GULIYANG ang mga scientists. Sila naka hukom nga karon &#8220;wala na &#8216;ta magkinahanglan ug ginoo.&#8221; Busa ilang gipadala ang usa&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":6798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6849"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11987,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6849\/revisions\/11987"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}