{"id":7135,"date":"2012-10-31T00:09:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T21:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7135"},"modified":"2019-06-18T02:21:05","modified_gmt":"2019-06-17T23:21:05","slug":"cebuano-humor-himalatyon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7135","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: Himalatyon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>HIMALATYON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ang pari nag-atiman sa katapusang mga gutlo sa usa ka tawo nga himalatyon.<\/p>\n<p>Gihunghungan sa pari ug kusog ang himalatyon, &#8220;Karon kon gusto ikaw nga MALANGIT, imo&#8217;ng isalikway si satanas! Isiyagit sa tibuok kalibutan nga mingbulag ka na kaniya.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ang himalatyon wala motubag. .<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ang pari ming-usob sa iyang sugo sa himalatyon&#8230; &#8230; Apan ang himalatyon wala gihapon motingog.<\/p>\n<p>Ang pari nangutana, &#8220;Ngano man nga dili man nimo isalikway si Satanas ug ang iyang kadautan, GUSTO KANG MOADTO SA INFIERNO?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ang himalatyon ming-ingon, &#8220;HANGTUD DILI PA NAKO MAHIBAW-AN KO ASA GYUD AKO PADULONG, DILI NAKO GUSTO NGA ADUNA&#8217;Y MASUKO KANAKO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HIMALATYON Ang pari nag-atiman sa katapusang mga gutlo sa usa ka tawo nga himalatyon. Gihunghungan sa pari ug kusog ang himalatyon, &#8220;Karon kon gusto ikaw nga MALANGIT, imo&#8217;ng isalikway si satanas! Isiyagit sa tibuok kalibutan&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":10259,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7135"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11938,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7135\/revisions\/11938"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}