{"id":7137,"date":"2012-10-19T00:05:43","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T21:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7137"},"modified":"2019-06-18T02:39:04","modified_gmt":"2019-06-17T23:39:04","slug":"cebuano-humor-magtiayong-bosio-ug-divina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7137","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: Magtiayong BOSIO UG DIVINA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Magtiayong BOSIO UG DIVINA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: Deb, kon mamatay ko pag-una, magminyo ba ikaw ug usab?<\/p>\n<p>DIVINA: Bos, masakitan gyud ko ug abut sa langit sa lab-as pa ang imong kamatayon. Apan human sa hataas nga panahon, tingali magminyo gyud tingali ko pag-usab&#8230; kay lisod ang mag-inusara..<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: Ah, imo gyud diay akonga ilisan, ha?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>DIVINA: Dili sa ilisan, apan mosugal ako nga makakita ug buotan nga ingon kanimo!<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: Apan dili ka makaako nga dad-on nimo siya dinhi sa balay?<\/p>\n<p>DIVINA: Nganong dili man Bos? Daku kayo ang atong paghago\u2019 niining balaya\u2026ug dinhi kita nag-inunungay. \u2026. Walay katarungan nga akong biya-an kining balaya!<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: Apan dili kamo magdulog dinhi sa atong katre!<\/p>\n<p>DIVINA: Dili dagway ko dayon magpalit ug katre ug dali-dali,. Kay bag-o pa man natong na-impas ang bayad niini!<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: Apan, sa tinuod lang dili gyud nimo siya pagamiton sa akong golf clubs! (nakalitan si Divina )<\/p>\n<p>DIVINA: Mulang!!! Dili gyud! Kay WALHON MAN SIYA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Magtiayong BOSIO UG DIVINA BOSIO: Deb, kon mamatay ko pag-una, magminyo ba ikaw ug usab? DIVINA: Bos, masakitan gyud ko ug abut sa langit sa lab-as pa ang imong kamatayon. Apan human sa hataas nga&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":6798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7137"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11957,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7137\/revisions\/11957"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}