{"id":7146,"date":"2012-11-09T00:08:21","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T21:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7146"},"modified":"2019-06-14T18:25:48","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T15:25:48","slug":"cebuano-humor-duha-ka-tigulang-bisaya-sa-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7146","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: DUHA KA TIGULANG bisaya sa LA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DUHA KA TIGULANG bisaya sa LA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>TERIO: Nakadungog ko nga magminyo man kuno ka&#8230;<br \/>\nBOSIO: Tinuod kaayo!<br \/>\nTERIO: Naka-ila ba &#8216;ko ana niya?<br \/>\nBOSIO: ambut lang sa langaw.. dili gyud, tingali!<br \/>\nTERIO: Guapa gyud tingali pareha ni anhing Iska?<br \/>\nBOSIO: Maingon-ingon na ana, apan dili gyud intawon&#8230;<!--more--><br \/>\nTERIO: Maayo tingaling mangluto, pariha ni anhing Iska?<br \/>\nBOSIO: Kaluoy sa Dios, dili gyud!!!<br \/>\nTERIO: Nah, nakahibalo nako!! Nakasunod na ug daghang cuarta sa iyang bana!!!<br \/>\nBOSIO: Dili &#8216;tawon, pobre pa sa &#8216;daga&#8230; TNT pa gyud!<br \/>\nTERIO: Tingali maayong mo-romansa&#8230; maayong mo hilot-hilot nimo!!<br \/>\nBOSIO: Wa pa gyud nako masulayi!!! hehheee<br \/>\nTERIO: Unya, unsa may imong nakaon nga mangasawa man ka anang bayhana!! Hukhukon ka lang ana niya!!<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: Kay MAKASAGAKAY PA SIYA NAKO ug maka drive ug auto ngadto sa ospital, kon ugaling!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DUHA KA TIGULANG bisaya sa LA TERIO: Nakadungog ko nga magminyo man kuno ka&#8230; BOSIO: Tinuod kaayo! TERIO: Naka-ila ba &#8216;ko ana niya? BOSIO: ambut lang sa langaw.. dili gyud, tingali! TERIO: Guapa gyud tingali&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":6798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7146"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11864,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7146\/revisions\/11864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}