{"id":7149,"date":"2012-11-06T00:12:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T21:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7149"},"modified":"2019-06-14T18:29:41","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T15:29:41","slug":"cebuano-humor-duha-ka-hormigas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7149","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: DUHA KA HORMIGAS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DUHA KA HORMIGAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mga bata&#8217;ng si Bong ug Boy nagdula ug diolen. Pag-itcha ni Bong sa iya mamold nga diolen, didto mapatong sa ibabao sa gamay&#8217;ng bungtud nga gipuy-an sa hormigas.<\/p>\n<p>Gitirahan kini ni Boy aron nga kon maka-igo siya, mo siomoy didto sa lungag.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Apan butalo si Boy, ug wala maka igo&#8217;. Ming-ulbo lang ang baas ug ang mga hormigas nabungkag. Sa pagluhod ni Boy sa bonbon aron pangitaon ang iyang diolen&#8230;.. ang duha nga managhigalang hormigas naipit sa tuhod ni Boy.<\/p>\n<p>Hormigas No. 1: Asa ta dagan, Bay! Patay na &#8216;ta!<\/p>\n<p>Hormigas No.2; Dagan? Ambot lang nimo&#8230; Ako, adto magtago sa atubangan sa itlog ni Boy!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DUHA KA HORMIGAS Mga bata&#8217;ng si Bong ug Boy nagdula ug diolen. Pag-itcha ni Bong sa iya mamold nga diolen, didto mapatong sa ibabao sa gamay&#8217;ng bungtud nga gipuy-an sa hormigas. Gitirahan kini ni Boy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":6798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7149"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11874,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7149\/revisions\/11874"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}