{"id":7151,"date":"2012-11-02T00:10:53","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T21:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7151"},"modified":"2019-06-18T02:19:15","modified_gmt":"2019-06-17T23:19:15","slug":"cebuano-humor-sa-baba-sa-kamatayon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7151","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: Sa Baba sa Kamatayon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/atty-lope-lindio1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6799  alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/atty-lope-lindio1-300x294.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/atty-lope-lindio1-300x294.jpg 300w, https:\/\/patnubay.org\/dokumento\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/atty-lope-lindio1.jpg 653w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><strong>SA BABA SA KAMATAYON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>SI Bosio himalatyon samtang si Onyang nag bakho&#8217; sa iyang kiliran.<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: &#8220;Nyang&#8221; , minghagawhaw si Bosio sa tingog nga lugos madungog.<\/p>\n<p>ONYANG: &#8220;Sio, ayaw pagsaba aron dili ka malapyog&#8230; Ayaw pag pangusog&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apan namugos gyud pagsulti si Bosio.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: &#8220;Nyang, usa ako mamatay, gusto ko nga mangumpisal kanimo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ONYANG: &#8220;Wa kay angayan nga e-compesal pa kanako&#8221;, mingtubag ang nagbakho nga asawa&#8230;. &#8220;Nangaagi na ang tanan&#8230;ako na ikaw nga gipasaylo&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: &#8220;Dili, dili&#8230; gusto kong mamatay nga magmalinawon. Gusto kong itug-an kanimo nga ako NAG-LUIB.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gihapuhap ni Onyang ang kamot ni Bosio, ug ming-ingon:<\/p>\n<p>ONYANG: &#8220;Sio, ayaw ug kaguol&#8230;Nakahibalo ako sa tanan&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BOSIO: &#8220;Unsa? &#8230;. Imo diay&#8217;ng nahibaw-an na?&#8221; ming-agulo&#8217; si Bosio.<\/p>\n<p>ONYANG: &#8220;Kahibalo kaayo ko&#8230;MAO BITAW NGA AKO KANG GIHILU-AN!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SA BABA SA KAMATAYON SI Bosio himalatyon samtang si Onyang nag bakho&#8217; sa iyang kiliran. BOSIO: &#8220;Nyang&#8221; , minghagawhaw si Bosio sa tingog nga lugos madungog. ONYANG: &#8220;Sio, ayaw pagsaba aron dili ka malapyog&#8230; Ayaw&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":6798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7151"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11936,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7151\/revisions\/11936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}