{"id":7509,"date":"2012-11-21T07:15:26","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T04:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7509"},"modified":"2019-06-14T18:12:14","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T15:12:14","slug":"cebuano-humor-nahitabo-sa-mandaluyong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=7509","title":{"rendered":"Cebuano Humor: NAHITABO SA MANDALUYONG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>NAHITABO SA MANDALUYONG<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tulo ka patiente sa Mental Hospital nakapakita na mahimo nang papauli-on. Normal na ang ilang panglihok. Makigsulti na tarong; dili na mosipyat. Ug moharong na ug istorya.<\/p>\n<p>Apan ang chief psychiatrist naniguro nga maayo na gyud ang ilang ulo. Busa gi-testingan niya silang tulo didto sa swimming pool.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Doctor: Hala, mangaligo mo sa swimming pool.<\/p>\n<p>Patiente 1: Sigui Doc, ako&#8217;y unang mo dive&#8230;. ( na buak ang iyang ulo kay wa may tubig ang swimming pool)<\/p>\n<p>Patiente 2: Ako&#8217;y mosunod Doc pag dive&#8230; ( nabali&#8217; ang iyang batiis ug bukton)<\/p>\n<p>Patiente 3: Doc, dili gyud ko mosulay pag dive, bisan ug imo kong pugson. Bisan ug imo kong pagu-waon gikan dinhi&#8230; Dili, dili&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: Akong PAHALIPAY! CONGRATULATIONS. PUEDE KA NANG MAKA GUWA KAY MAAYO NA ANG IMONG PANIMUOT!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Patiente 3: Salamat, Doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: Apan usa ka moguwa, mahimo ba nga imo akong sulti-an kon nganong dili ka mo dive sa swimming pool?<\/p>\n<p>Patiente 3: DILI MAN GUD KO KAHIBALO NGA MOLANGUY, DOKTOR!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NAHITABO SA MANDALUYONG Tulo ka patiente sa Mental Hospital nakapakita na mahimo nang papauli-on. Normal na ang ilang panglihok. Makigsulti na tarong; dili na mosipyat. Ug moharong na ug istorya. Apan ang chief psychiatrist naniguro&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":6798,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[50,40,20,68],"tags":[242,61],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7509"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11849,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7509\/revisions\/11849"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}