{"id":9708,"date":"2013-09-18T13:06:04","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T10:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=9708"},"modified":"2019-06-14T10:40:08","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T07:40:08","slug":"dasal-ng-mga-kawatan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/?p=9708","title":{"rendered":"Dasal ng mga Kawatan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Dasal ni Senador:<\/strong> Tulongan mo po ako sa problema ko sa pork barrel, sana marami pang bagyo, lindol at gyera. at sana may lalabas na sex video si Pnoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dasal ni Congressman:<\/strong> Please give me a sign kung kasama ba ako sa makakasuhan ng pork barrel para maaga akong makapaghanda. Please show me the way na rin kung saang bansa ang magandang pag-tatagoan.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dasal ng bagong halal:<\/strong> Please wag po sanang ma-abolish ang pork barrel dahil gagamitin ko naman yan para sa kabutihan. Kahit ngayon lang po or at least makabawi man lang ako sa nagastos noong eleksyon<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dasal ng Natalong Trapo:<\/strong> Now I understand, you really work in mysterious ways.. pakidelete na lang po lahat ng records ko sa COA at DBM. \u00a0Maraming salamat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dasal ni Senador: Tulongan mo po ako sa problema ko sa pork barrel, sana marami pang bagyo, lindol at gyera. at sana may lalabas na sex video si Pnoy. Dasal ni Congressman: Please give me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":9528,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[40,36,81],"tags":[304,98],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9708"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11640,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9708\/revisions\/11640"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patnubay.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}